The Ultimate Manu?

You know, I always have thought of Argentina as the “Parts Unknown”…

“Ginobili was no more impressive than he’s been in any other game. He’s hell-bent for leather and that’s the way he always plays. He’s the ultimate warrior.” – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich

So, next question. Does this make Rip Hamilton, Rey Mysterio Jr.?

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By J.E. Skeets at 10:29 am on 02.13.2006 — Tags: Spurs, Pistons

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14 Responses to “The Ultimate Manu?”

  1. Trace Milyn at 11:49 am on 02.13.2006

    “I Can. I Will. I Must.” - Warrior Wisdom

    http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/concept.htm

    [I strongly encourage you to check out the Ultimate Warrior’s website. He actually legally changed his name to “Warrior”. It is actually the scariest thing ever to read. Just because he actually believes he is the Ultimate Warrior…]

    Great post Skeets, and as much as I hate Ginobli, I would love to see all of the lights go out at the Alamo Dome, have Ginobli run down to the Ulitmate Warrior’s music (the best WWF entrance music ever!) and start shaking the announcer’s table, going nuts. He could start running up and down the sidelines with silver and black tassels tied around his arms, then gorilla press Matt Bonner.

    I would buy a Ginobli jersey so fast it wouldn’t even be funny…

  2. Unsilent Majority at 3:03 pm on 02.13.2006

    So Stevie Franchise and Cuttino are the Killer Bees
    David Wesley is Davey Boy Smith because his good buddy Bobby Phills is Owen Hart
    But is Steve Nash Jean or Jaques?

  3. J.E. Skeets at 3:11 pm on 02.13.2006

    Nash has got to be ‘The Hitman’, Bret Hart. I mean, “the best there is, the best there was”, all that shit…

    And what about Ron Artest? Does Bob Backlund work? He was crazy…

  4. trace milyn at 3:21 pm on 02.13.2006

    Rip Hamilton is not the Ultimate Warrior, he is Mankind.

  5. J.E. Skeets at 3:23 pm on 02.13.2006

    Trace, no one said Rip was the Ultimate Warrior. Did you forget how to read again?

  6. Unsilent Majority at 3:25 pm on 02.13.2006

    bob did go nuts in his latter years, Everybody knows that the only “Excellence of Execution” in the NBA is TIM-MAY!
    Ruben Patterson is my choice as “Fake Sting” because sometimes he looks the part. When it comes down to guarding Kobe or defending the NWO the truth is revealed.
    Unfortunately the Derrick Coleman award goes to Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, million dollar body, ten cent head

  7. Unsilent Majority at 3:29 pm on 02.13.2006

    this topic deserves it’s own special corner of the internet

  8. trace milyn at 7:25 pm on 02.13.2006

    I know it’s early in his career…but I thought it was a good one…
    Lebron James as Randy Orton aka THE LEGEND KILLER

    Tim Duncan as Lance Storm…gay haircut, technically sound, and the most boring guy to watch.

    Scottie Pippen as Randy Savage, he always had to live in the shadow of the greatest star of all time…

    Vince Carter as Shelton Benjamin. The biggest Mama’s boy today.

    Jason Kidd as Stone Cold Steve Austin…they are both bald, have goatees, and beat the hell out of women.

    Darko Milicic as the Giant Gonzales. The BIGGEST international bust ever. (Giant Gonzales fought Undertaker at Wrestlemania 9. He actually played for the Atlanta Hawks, and also carved Pelicans on Baywatch. This guy really has done it all.)

  9. paradisebhoy at 11:47 pm on 02.13.2006

    How about Robert Archibald for Rowdy Roddy Pipper…two wanna be Scots who didn’t have accents….

    Ben Wallace as Ken Patera…They’re both jacked and have Hall of Fame hair

    And lets not forget Bobby the Brain and Jeff Van Gundy…remember Van Gundy’s Weasel like moves in ‘taking down’ Zo a couple of years ago…

    Perhaps Mr. Fuiji for Chuck Daly…mostly for their shaply bodies.

    …too much fun trying to think these up.

  10. the sockk at 8:55 am on 02.14.2006

    Only Karl Malone is a big enough hillbilly to properly be Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  11. trace milyn at 10:11 am on 02.14.2006

    RIP Hamilton could also be Aldo Montoya.

    I think Ron Artest would be better suited as Brian “the Loose Cannon” Pillman (RIP Brian)

    Mark Madsen as John Cena (madsen threw down a great freestyle and dance after the Lakers won the title)

    Kobe Bryant as Val Venis (Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo slutty white girls)

  12. MattB at 12:34 pm on 02.20.2006

    The UW plays for GW, I exposed it a few weeks back

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/getbucketsbrigade/ultwar.jpg

  13. The Basketball Jones » Update: The Ultimate Manu? at 1:34 pm on 02.20.2006

    […] Manu Ginobli is NOT the Ultimate Warrior. […]

  14. Basketball Tickets at 7:26 pm on 02.28.2007

    Hahaha! I love that picture. Legally change his name to “The Steroid Tomato.”

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