Better Living Through Nicknames

G-Motion
The Charlotte Bobcats need your help! (And sorry, it doesn’t involve you suiting up to play the 4 spot.)

No, the Charlotte Bobcats need your help in giving Gerald Wallace a cool nickname. A moniker, if you will.

Yeah, they’ve even listed a few suggestions to help get your creative juices flowin’. Some of them are even quite good, like: G-Motion, Strider and Crash, while some of them are well … not quite good: Speed (too generic), Look Out (what?) and Tuff (definitely not Gerald if you’ve had him on your fantasy team the past few years).

But the worst – and by worst, I mean best – Gerald Wallace nickname suggestion so far, has gotta be this little gem: Multiplicity.

Yeah, Multiplicity! I know, it’s awesome. Not only does it make no sense, but well, any nickname that brings to mind a horrific 1996 romantic comedy is fine by me. Hell, let’s just call Gerald, Michael Keaton, and get it over with. Done.

Help Give Gerald Wallace A Nickname [BobcatsBasketball.com]

Share This

By J.E. Skeets at 2:02 pm on 02.28.2006 — Tags: Bobcats

Comments

11 Responses to “Better Living Through Nicknames”

  1. Unsilent Majority at 6:03 pm on 02.28.2006

    The Beleaguered Bust from Bama!

    Then again, this dude has three kids (Daryn, Malliyah, and Mya) that all feature the letter “Y”.
    Lets just call him Y?

    by the way, are we gonna give a nickname to any guy who cracks the 12 ppg mark for the first time since highschool?

  2. J.E. Skeets at 7:09 pm on 02.28.2006

    Yeah, we’re trying to find one for Nenad Krstic right this minute…

  3. the sockk at 10:33 pm on 02.28.2006

    I thought that Nenad’s nickname was Gargamel.

  4. Unsilent Majority at 11:45 pm on 02.28.2006

    Nenad couldn’t spell high school…then again neither could Gerald.

    I’ve decided on something simple…JERRY! think about it

  5. newyorkceltics at 12:42 am on 03.01.2006

    Anyone know which loser gave Shawn Marion his nickname?

    “The Matrix”? C’mon…

  6. J.E. Skeets at 9:49 am on 03.01.2006

    I agree. “Morpheus” sounds 10x cooler anyway…

  7. LUCAS at 2:07 pm on 03.01.2006

    I think “Mamba” is the coolest by far.

  8. Unsilent Majority at 4:56 pm on 03.01.2006

    I’m pretty sure Kobe beat him to the punch on Mamba…how about Sidewinder?

  9. The Basketball Jones » Fifteen Years Ago, I Cloned An Earthworm at 10:25 am on 10.27.2006

    […] Yesterday, Charlotte Bobcats forward Gerald “Multiplicity/Michael Keaton” Wallace stopped by the Sports Bloggers Live program to talk basketball — and Gatorade hydration studies? — with Jamie Mottram and Brad Parker. […]

  10. rem at 11:08 am on 10.28.2006

    yek.. bleh… ptui…

    multiplicity just doesn’t roll of the tongue the way it should baptism to be continued i hope

    noisy wheels in brain turning…(crumbling rust squeak)…(passes wind) huh?!?!…

    that story was posted back in Feb

    i think they’ve decided on G-Force

    but wait…

    Stephen Jackson = Hands Up!

  11. rem at 11:16 am on 10.28.2006

    woe is me

    i am a tard

Leave a Reply




Close
E-mail It