Sleeping Giant

Sleeping Giant
Juwan: Tracy.
Tracy: What?
Juwan: Look.
Tracy: Where?
Juwan: Look at Yao. Behind me.

…

Tracy: Woah, what’s wrong with him? Yao, you ok–
Juwan: –Shhh… he’s sleeping you idiot.
Tracy: No?
Juwan: Yeah, look.
Tracy: Damn.
Juwan: Yeah, dumb son-of-a-bitch is out of it.
Tracy: Well, we should probably wake him up, no? I mean, if Coach sees him he’ll be–
Juwan: –No, no, leave him. He’s tired.
Tracy: I just don’t want him to get in trouble that’s all.
Juwan: Oh, come on, he’s fine.

…

Juwan: Hey, let’s put his hand in cold water, yeah?
Tracy: Oh, no Juwan, that’s just mean.
Juwan: Hahaha… come on, it’ll be hilarious. “Yo, ball boy!”
Tracy: Oh, this is a bad idea…
Juwan: “Yeah, you! Grab me a cup of water quick.”
Tracy: I really don’t like this Juwan. I don’t want to be apart of this…
Juwan: Would you quit with the fuckin’ whining. Jeesh. No wonder you’re so God damn depressed. Lighten up, man.

…

Tracy: That hurts dude. Seriously…

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By J.E. Skeets at 11:08 am on 02.28.2006 — Tags: Yao Ming, Rockets, Photo Fun

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6 Responses to “Sleeping Giant”

  1. Unsilent Majority at 12:31 pm on 02.28.2006

    psst! did i ever tell you about that time I was in the fab five???

  2. Import at 1:46 pm on 02.28.2006

    … and how black socks and black shoes was my idea not Jalen’s?

  3. Unsilent Majority at 6:06 pm on 02.28.2006

    Can we please get a “where are they now” feature on Jimmy King and Ray Jackson?

  4. Ree at 8:51 pm on 02.28.2006

    Genious as usual! lol…
    it’s so mean but soo good, u kinda overlook the evilness of it.
    keep it up!

  5. Lil Dice at 9:41 pm on 02.28.2006

    It’s about time you brought this stuff back. Nice work!

  6. Jason at 2:24 am on 03.01.2006

    Classic Skeets - hilarious.

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