Ryan Bowen Is No Paul Shirley

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Rockets forward Ryan Bowen has a blog and holy shit is it boring. To paraphrase:

“Then we had meetings, then we ate brunch, then I did cardio, then I watched Deal or No Deal … blah, blah, blah …”

Look, I don’t care if it’s vaguely true or not; nobody should be allowed to make the day-to-day life of an NBA player sound this mundane. No, not even über-white Ryan Bowen.

I mean, seriously, if had known the Rockets were looking for boring website content then damn, I would’ve sent my personal blog in weeks ago…

Skeets Blog — Sunday, April 9:

After last night’s binge drinking I spent the entire morning in bed, trying not to vomit on the sheets. Thankfully, the late night Chinese hot-and-sour soup made the hangover a little shorter.

After getting up and arriving in the bathroom, I had a meeting with the Porcelain Prince. Just to give you a visual– no, never mind.

After our meeting I headed out in search for a place to ball. I made my way to the nearby courts and found two, stoned dudes who didn’t even have a ball. I usually would’ve asked them to shoot around with me, but they smelt a little ‘off’, so I didn’t.

After my shoot-around I walked around the block a bit and wandered into a pawnshop. I always seem to get suckered into buying some new piece of garbage like a broken Walkman or something. They had one of those Nintendo Duck Hunt guns there and the salesman twisted my arm into trying it out. I held off on buying it for now, but I really liked the way the dog manically laughed whenever he picked up a dead bird.

A few shops and a 7-11 Slurpee later, I made my way back to the house, where it was time for my workout. I did some Pilates and really felt ‘the burn’.

When my workout was finished it was time for dinner, and the kitchen was calling my name — which is sort of creepy when you think about, considering it’s an inanimate room and all. Oh well, a little cheese, bread, and ketchup later and it was back to the living room for me.

I am now just sitting on my couch watching Tito Ortiz beat the bloody shit out of some guy and am about ready to call it a night. It’s a workday tomorrow so everything is going to get moved up with a 7:15 shower time.

Bowen Blog [Rockets.com]

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By J.E. Skeets at 3:49 pm on 04.17.2006 — Tags: Rockets, Misc.

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3 Responses to “Ryan Bowen Is No Paul Shirley”

  1. True Hoop at 4:32 pm on 04.17.2006

    Ryan Bowen, Lukewarm Blogger…

    J.E. Skeets has suggestions…….

  2. Unsilent Majority at 4:43 pm on 04.17.2006

    skeets is back!

  3. Jamie Mottram at 8:27 am on 04.18.2006

    Paul Shirley is no J.E. Skeets!

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