Gilbert Arenas is ‘Zero’

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Ingredients: Sugar, Sweat, BOWLING BALL OIL, Cocoa Buttered Jumper, Black Presidential Intelligence, Soya Lecithin. MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF (WIZZ)NUTZZ AND/OR AWESOMENESS.

Since 1931 2001 ’THE ZERO’ has developed a very loyal consumer base. The unique combination of his ingredients make this man one of a kind. The name ZERO is believed to come from Wizznutzz and/or from being originally marketed as a cool, tasty treat and/or being cool as Zero degrees.

So lets make one thing very clear… [WIZZNUTZZ]

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:16 pm on 04.20.2006 — Tags: Gilbert Arenas, Wizards

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6 Responses to “Gilbert Arenas is ‘Zero’”

  1. Unsilent Majority at 3:07 pm on 04.20.2006

    The Wizznutzz have clearly won “blog post of the year” after this gem.
    And don’t forget who came up with that “Cold Mountain” nickname for Sweet St. Lou Larry Hugh

  2. darvin at 3:42 pm on 04.20.2006

    SWEET SKEETS!!! this is so awesome, the zero bar. “covered in white fudge” zero really satisifes!! you will get our first ZERO tshirt and BLACK President Stovetop Hat!

  3. Unsilent Majority at 10:19 am on 04.21.2006

    don’t forget the Blue Meanie commemorative poncho

  4. J.E. Skeets at 10:38 am on 04.21.2006

    I’d prefer some “alone time” with GarBot too be honest…

  5. The Basketball Jones » Oh, Would You? at 11:49 pm on 07.11.2006

    […] Gilbert Arenas — aka Agent Zero, aka The Black President, aka Walter Ray Gilliams Jr. — is serious about playing for the U.S. national team. Yeah, like, really, really, REALLY serious: “I’ve been working out on the international 3 — it’s like a free throw now,” Arenas said Tuesday at an open workout before leaving for next week’s training camp. “I’m accustomed to that line, and I know it’s hard for NBA players to shoot from that line. We don’t practice it. It’s either shoot an NBA 3 or drive into the lane, it seems like there is no in-between, so I’ve been working on it and I’ve forgotten about the NBA line.” […]

  6. The Basketball Jones » Gilbert Arenas, Esquire at 7:27 am on 10.13.2006

    […] I’ve always been a pretty big Arenas fan — see: the Zero bar, Gilbert comics, the “interview”. But after reading this PRODIGIOUS Esquire profile … well, let’s just say I’m seriously considering buying his TH-reads. Here’s the worst part of the article: “On the road, I eat hamburgers every day. The team tries to get me to eat differently, but no. Burgers, burgers, burgers. I like burgers. McDonald’s burgers. Wendy’s burgers. Burger King burgers. There’s this one place in Canada—I even look at the schedule to find out when we play there—best burger I’ve ever tasted. Real soft and sweet. I ate twelve of them in one night.” […]

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