Thank God For Wade…

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Watching this Heat-Pistons series is excruciating. No joke. I don’t think I can take it anymore. I mean, I know I picked the Pistons to take this series and all – and whoa, crazy-talk warning here: I’m sticking to it – but apart of me (see: retinas) just wants this pathetic thing they’re calling basketball to hurry the hell up and end.

Yeah, think about it. You take away Wade’s nightly heroics and the odd Shaq strut, and what are we left with? Two boring ass teams, trading boring ass free throws, that’s what. Which, I should add, they can’t even fucking hit!

So, thank God for Dwyane Wade and his new Outkast track. Yeah, dude’s like Wesley “Two Scoops” Berry out there, givin’ nothin’ less than 10,000 percent. (Fuck you, Hawk.)

And as for THAT play last night in the 4th? Wow. Butterflies. I can’t really describe it, but Dime Mag comes pretty damn close:

Basically, try to imagine Reggie Bush doing his patented dive across the goal line, but making a reverse layup while doing it. We can’t even say the shot was Jordan-esque, because we’ve never seen anyone do anything like that.

Hear, hear!

Mr. Highlight [Dime Magazine]

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By J.E. Skeets at 12:30 pm on 05.30.2006 — Tags: Dwyane Wade, Heat, Pistons

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6 Responses to “Thank God For Wade…”

  1. BlazerBeliever at 2:23 pm on 05.30.2006

    you can see the play on NBA’s Broadband player: go under eatern conference and its the play of the day

    Dwayne Wade = Amazing!

  2. cy at 2:58 pm on 05.30.2006

    if your Pistons prediction (and mine) holds, then we have three more nights of this shite. What’s so bad about being wrong? Nothing, in this case.
    As Wade was airborne and flipping it up and it went down: Fade out. Now. So I shook my head, watched it a couple dozen times on the PVR, shut it off, went to bed.

  3. Tas Melas at 6:40 pm on 05.30.2006

    What is wrong with these guys? It’s a real head scratcher. NO ONE saw this coming.

    Although, it was clear in round 2 that the Pistons have lost their killer instinct.

  4. Sean at 8:33 pm on 05.30.2006

    Maybe the Pistonz are just tired of trying…or they think Flip Saunders looks funny.

    For some reason, this is still the only series I’m willing to watch more than 5 minutes (real time) of. Must be my Eastern Conf. bias.

  5. Frank at 2:48 am on 05.31.2006

    Suns and mavs is way more exciting imo.

    I actually found myself switching to hockey just to aleviate the bordome of the heat and pistons game…now that the Oilers finished off the ducks…what else do I have? Baseball? Ugh!

  6. BIG Steve in China at 12:11 am on 06.02.2006

    Atleast you have baseball and hockey!!! I find myself watching ping pong and badminton way too fuckin much!

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