So… You Run Here Often?

OK, here we go again Yao. Just keep cool…

I’m cool, I’m cool…

Good. Now easy does it. What I’d tell you last time?

Head up, chest out.

There you go. You look good.

Are you sure? I feel sort of stupid. I mean, maybe I should put a shirt on, no? Yeah, I should probably put a shirt on…

No, no, you look good. Confident. Big China man be bull, remember?

Yes, big China man be bull…

Perfect. OK, now here they come. Just play it cool…

Oh my, they’re quite close. Um… um…

You stay cool, you hear me? Don’t be ridiculous.

But they’re so cute! Oh my, I don’t know about this. Maybe I should just turn arou–

No! You are not turning around! You’re a Goddamn All-star! Start acting like one!

They think I’m a freak.

They do not think you’re a freak! Jesus. Now get it together, man. OK, here we go.

Oh no, oh no, oh no…

Smile…

Oh no, oh no, oh no…

Keep smiling…

This is bad. This is sooooo bad…

Aaaaaand… done.

That’s it?

That’s it.

Did they look?

Um, yeah.

And?

Well… besides you lookin’ like you were pinchin’ a loaf, I’d say the girl in orange seemed somewhat impressed.

Seriously?

Yeah, she checked you out a little bit.

YES! SCORE!

Woah, easy there Romeo; she just glanced at you. Could’ve been wondering what happened to the sun for all I know…

TAKE THAT MUTUMBO! YAO IS TRUE SEX MACHINE!

Oh, shut up…

Yao Ming Photo [Yahoo!]

(Props for finding this gem: YAYHowie!)

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By J.E. Skeets at 4:08 pm on 07.18.2006 — Tags: Yao Ming, Rockets, Photo Fun, Superstars

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11 Responses to “So… You Run Here Often?”

  1. MattB at 4:57 pm on 07.18.2006

    All I keep thinking is that yao’s wang has got to be at least the size of one of those ladies legs…or at least the picture would suggest that.

    Is that creepy?

  2. Lucas at 5:35 pm on 07.18.2006

    Can’t they get him a pair of damn running shoes? It looks like he’s running up hill through 4 feet of snow.

  3. Another Sean at 5:55 pm on 07.18.2006

    Yao Ming bags nuff hoes, he tru gangsta. Forreal

  4. Howie aka Hype at 5:59 pm on 07.18.2006

    “YAYHowie”..awesome! I’m working to level up to “JonesHowie” next.

    And btw, if you ever wondered who test drove those ‘fashionable’ leg tights from the NBA last year.. wonder no more..

  5. J.E. Skeets at 6:12 pm on 07.18.2006

    MattB: What’s creepy is if Yao refers to his wang as “Zhizhi”…

  6. Unsilent Majority at 11:02 am on 07.19.2006

    DAMMIT SKEETS! that’s what i came here to say

  7. Nels at 1:16 pm on 07.19.2006

    So, what you’re really saying is there’s a little bit of King Cobra in Yao.

  8. dbvader at 11:18 pm on 07.19.2006

    Why does Ming care? He will just be forced by the Chinese government to breed with another genetic freak like his parents were.

  9. Slim at 3:04 pm on 07.20.2006

    You just wish that genetically altered freak was on your team. I’m happy he is on mine. And if he wants to bring more with him, I’m cool with that; the Rox need some help at the 4.

  10. willy at 8:26 am on 09.04.2006

    PEnis head, for all i know

  11. The Basketball Jones » Yao, Chen, Yi, Mark? at 1:39 pm on 09.14.2006

    […] When I think Chinese basketball, I think Yao Ming, Damon Jones’ shoes, and Tas Melas blocking 5′6” dudes. That’s it. Nothing more. Nothing less. […]

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