Lakers: Just Say No!

*Sigh*

Um, yeah… I don’t even know where to start with this one, but:

Just Say No! [YouTube]
Found! Atlanta’s Air Force [The Basketball Jones]

(Note: A million thanks to the little birdie named ‘Tito’ who chewed this up and regurgitated it in my inbox earlier tonight. (Subject title: Sorry Hawks — The REAL Greatest Internet Video of All-Time!)

Yeah, ‘Tito’, if you’re reading this — I know I’ll never be able to fully repay you, but… well… what do you say we get us some crack!?)

(Update: “Bust a bucket, who’d a dunk it, Blazer duty, super sunk it, slammin’ geez it, killer threes it, go up-get it-got it-good!” Yes, the magic continues: Faithful Jonser, Alan points us to the Trail Blazers’ gift to the musical world, “Bust A Bucket”. Enjoy!)

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By J.E. Skeets at 10:13 pm on 09.22.2006 — Tags: Drugs, Lakers, Media

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21 Responses to “Lakers: Just Say No!”

  1. EBH at 11:08 pm on 09.22.2006

    This is one of the 3 reasons why the Lakers are my favorite team.

    3) Pretty colors
    2) Look above
    1) Mark Madsen dancing his way into my hearts

  2. Howie aka Hype at 11:13 pm on 09.22.2006

    So who’s going to buy me a new monitor after it exploded from the brightness of those fuchsia, teal and yellow tank tops?

  3. J.E. Skeets at 11:22 pm on 09.22.2006

    Just in case the Lakers anti-drug message didn’t get thru your thick skull…

    Just Say No With The Golden Girls

  4. Unsilent Majority at 11:27 pm on 09.22.2006

    When did Canada get crack?

  5. Alan at 12:03 am on 09.23.2006

    Yo skeets if ur gonna do the Lakers, you gotta do the Blazers’ “Bust a Bucket”

  6. SG at 12:22 am on 09.23.2006

    Someone might have to start a blog just to showcase all of these videos. That Blazers’ one is too, too awesome.

  7. Jamie Mottram at 1:08 am on 09.23.2006

    “James Worthy’s voice just penetrated me from behind” is the funniest shit I’ve read all week, Skeets.

  8. Kevin Pelton at 2:47 am on 09.23.2006

    The choreographed dance moves per 40 minutes rates for both Rivers and Scott are off the charts.

  9. JONESONTHENBA at 3:54 am on 09.23.2006

    You’re officially a You Tube addict…and I can’t say that I blame you…

  10. EBH at 10:30 am on 09.23.2006

    A public service brought to you by Danny P.

    White men should not dance.

  11. Matt W. at 12:43 pm on 09.23.2006

    How can you not love any rap video that busts out the silly string at end? Thanks for Bust a Bucket, Alan.

    Skeets: “Lakers, Media, Drugs” doesn’t do this justice — you need to give these old school videos a category of their own, because with any luck they’ll keep coming in all year.

  12. Sean at 1:07 pm on 09.23.2006

    1. O snap, it’s Dave Chapelle! Seriously, Kareem has the whitest voice ever…especially considering what his name is.

    2. How many of the guys in the video were high during the sessions?

    3. A.C. Green has a suprisingly good rap voice. Same for Byron Scott. Though that “with the jump shot” line made me shake my head. Anyone see him with the Wizards? He mastered hitting the back iron time, after time, after time…

    4. So. Many. Damn. Kids.

    5. That Dan Patrick clip rocked (see above comment).

  13. Alan at 1:51 pm on 09.23.2006

    Welcome to Youtubers Anonymous
    Hi, my name is Alan and I too am a Youtube addict. It’s been 24 hours since I last watched a video on Youtube. Lonenlygirl15 is my drug of choice. Thank you for accepting me

  14. DukeDavis at 4:10 pm on 09.23.2006

    If we’re referring to same kid at the 3:41 mark, then yes; anyone who has been videotaped doing the Pee Wee dance deserves at least an interview.

    Unfortunately, I have a strange feeling I’d do that exact same dance at that age in a similar situation… just a little less flamboyant in the clothes department.

  15. Sean at 6:52 pm on 09.23.2006

    Crap, I got Byron Scott and Bryon Russell mixed up. My bad.

  16. Jack at 2:42 am on 09.24.2006

    Hahaha. Man, that “Bust a Bucket” is krunk as funk.

  17. Dickretro at 6:22 am on 09.24.2006

    Wow. And I thought I hated the Lakers before! That was horrific. It looked like a bunch of cool mo D clones posing as tourists. James Worthy doing his best issac hayes was the high point. That video needs to be kept from the public for another 20 years at least.

  18. Most Valuable Network - End Of The Bench at 4:52 pm on 09.25.2006

    TMac On Fire…

    So with all the wonderful videos that have been surfacing lately (bascially, this Lakers one and the Blazers one) I thought I’d search for one of my favorite videos from the past few seasons. Check it out below.

    Blogging suddenly isn&#8217…

  19. Gordon Keith dot com at 6:23 am on 09.26.2006

    […] Lakers are so hip […]

  20. Caffeine and Irony at 12:00 pm on 09.29.2006

    Definitive tard tingles…

    In the 80s, pro sports teams felt the need sometimes to record song-and-dance PSAs. In this one, the Pat Riley-era Lakers bust a rhyme regarding drug prevention. Sir Mix-a-lot they are not. And here’s the commentary from Basketball Jones: -No……

  21. The Basketball Jones » Podcast: Pacific Div. Preview at 5:38 pm on 10.28.2006

    […] Oh, all that, and we put on some neon and Just Say No! […]

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