Quickies: Karl Malone Keeps On Truckin’
- Allegations against Karl Malone of bribery, perjury, racketeering and unjust enrichment dismissed from court. Allegations of Karl Malone actually being white sustained. [Basketbawful]
- Look away Hornets fans: “Tyson [Chandler] turned the rock over on 21.5 percent of the possessions he participated in (the second-worst mark in the league, behind Michael Ruffin).” Bleck. There’s three words you never want to hear–behind Michael Ruffin. [Dwyer / SI.com]
- Nets president Rod Thorn: Vince Carter is “happy”; rookie Josh Boone is “frisky”. Good to know. [ESPN]
- “We’re back” translated all WizzNuttzy: “Like Negative Approach at T&G’s 25th anniversary party, WIZZNUTZZ IS BACK IN ACTION LIKE MAHALIA JACKSON!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD!!!” Ch’eng-Huang, I’ve missed them. [WizzNutzz]
- That’s a lot of deutsche marks, ya! Mavericks give Dirk three-year, $60M extension; will play in Dallas through 2011-12. [The Dallas Morning News]
- Today’s weather forecast: Showers, easterly winds, and an 80% chance of very dangerous rip cunts. [BREAK.com]
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Thank god the Wizznutzz are home, now your Michael Ruffin slander will not be tolerated!!!
I did a double take on the Dirk comment. Deutsche marks looks and sounds a lot like douche marks. The thing is I’d probably shit my pants too if someone gave me $60 million over three years.
Three things you shouldn’t do:
1) Hit your girlfriend.
2) Hit your momma.
3) Make fun of Karl Malone.
Please cancel my subscription to the basketball jones.
T.