Mamba vs. Mongoose

Forget Raja Bell, former Utah Jazz guard – *ahem* – Billy Joe Cuthbert is calling out Kobe Bryant.

The mustachioed, Kurt Rambis-like Cuthbert (er, Mongoose) is pissed that Sony’s put the big ol’ Black Mamba on NBA 07’s cover. Cuthbert believes his “vast knowledge of life in the NBA” rightfully makes him the cover boy, and thus is challenging Kobe to a game of one-on-one for the title.

He’s even created a pretty snazzy “web-lair” to help get his point across.

As much as I admire Cuthbert’s bravado, I’m doubtful Kobe will answer the call. I guarantee he’s scared shitless of Cuthbert’s superior lock-down defensive.

Anyway, I’m glad to see Cuthbert found his goggles. He’s a much better player with vision.

Mamba vs. Mongoose Website [NBA 07 The Life Vol. 2]

(UPDATE: The Knicks just signed Cuthbert to a three-year, $14M deal. Seems like a steal.)

(UPDATE 2: No, that joke will never get old.)

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By J.E. Skeets at 10:43 am on 09.28.2006 — Tags: Video Games, Kobe Bryant, Lakers

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5 Responses to “Mamba vs. Mongoose”

  1. Gmoney at 1:51 pm on 09.29.2006

    Billy could lock kobe up no prob..

  2. Smitty at 9:54 am on 10.11.2006

    Billy Joe Cuthbert is a BOSS…

    The D, heart and pride to take charges he’s unbelievable…I wish i could ball like him..

  3. TLT at 7:07 pm on 10.12.2006

    kobe is so tight he will crush any one

  4. mongooseis#1 at 2:03 pm on 04.10.2007

    kobe is gay

  5. BINKEY at 6:33 pm on 04.13.2008

    I LIKE CHEESE VERY MUCH

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