I Shall Return Darker Than Darko

I hate to make this so quick, but I’ve got bags to pack, hair to be did, and a plane to catch.

Yes, later tonight I’m off with my Boo — woah, do I capitalize “Boo”? — for a 7-day, all-inclusive vacation in beautiful Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic. (Ole!) We’re calling the trip our belated five-year anniversary, but it’s really just a way for me to prove to her I’m not “seeing” some Internet fling named “Henrietta” or “Wilma” or something.

But have no fear: The Basketball Jones is in good hands while I’m gone. Yes, word has it our very own Tas Melas has awoken from his off-season slumber and will be moseying around these quarters, pretending to take care of the place. (Hey, just like me! Ole!)

Unless I’m too inebriated to board the return flight, you can expect me back — with skin cancer and rum — on Saturday October 7th. Until then, though, it’s all Tas.

So here’s the keys, champ — take good care of her, eh.

See you all when I return. Enjoy the start of training camps…

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By J.E. Skeets at 7:02 pm on 09.29.2006 — Tags: Announcements

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3 Responses to “I Shall Return Darker Than Darko”

  1. Howie aka Hype at 9:19 pm on 09.29.2006

    All this time I thought Tas was your “Boo”… all lies.. anyways, have a safe trip dude (N.H.)

  2. rem at 3:09 am on 09.30.2006

    don’t forget shades to stay dark

  3. Unsilent Majority at 4:42 pm on 09.30.2006

    who would have you?

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