Gilbert Arenas, Esquire

I’ve always been a pretty big Arenas fan — see: the Zero bar, Gilbert comics, the “interview” — but after reading this PRODIGIOUS Esquire profile … well, let’s just say I’m seriously considering buying his TH-reads. Here’s Gilbert’s worst quote from the article:

“On the road, I eat hamburgers every day. The team tries to get me to eat differently, but no. Burgers, burgers, burgers. I like burgers. McDonald’s burgers. Wendy’s burgers. Burger King burgers. There’s this one place in Canada—I even look at the schedule to find out when we play there—best burger I’ve ever tasted. Real soft and sweet. I ate twelve of them in one night.”

Yes. I said worst.

The Pathology of Gilbert Arenas [Esquire]

(Bonus: Because you should read as much as humanely possible on this: Wizznutzz, D.C. Sports Bog, The Mighty MJD, and now… FreeDarko)

(UPDATE: Via SLAM!: Gilbert eats hotdog sandwiches!) 

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By J.E. Skeets at 7:27 am on 10.13.2006 — Tags: Gilbert Arenas, Wizards

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6 Responses to “Gilbert Arenas, Esquire”

  1. CelticsBlog.com - A Boston Celtics Blog » Blog Archive » Friday the 13th at 8:42 am on 10.13.2006

    […] All the Gilbert Arenas links you need.  That guy is a trip. […]

  2. MattO at 9:55 am on 10.13.2006

    Should we infer that he’s talking about Harvey’s?

  3. J.E. Skeets at 10:05 am on 10.13.2006

    That’d be my guess, Matt.

    Man, we got to get his burger loving ass down to Utopia. Best. Burger. Ever.

  4. Scott Carefoot at 11:38 am on 10.13.2006

    No way it’s Harvey’s. Show Lick’s Homeburgers some respect!

  5. Jack at 12:02 pm on 10.13.2006

    My favourite was:
    “The last thing I bought was this colon cleanser. I just got talked into it. I’m like, Man, he makes it sound so good.”

  6. ali at 1:04 pm on 10.23.2006

    g-bert be talkin bout johnny’s! mike myers grew up on that sh*t. best burger ever!

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