More Topless T-Nes Tales

Remember when I unveiled the Lithuanian rap star that is Tyrone “T-Nes” Nesby? And remember when I wondered if the all-mighty, WizzNutzz KidZ had already unearthed such gem?

Well, they hadn’t. Until now:

2 years ago Lithuania traded 300 metric tons of milled grain to US Government in exchange for Tyrone Nesby. The US burned the grain so it wont affect farm subsidies but Lithuania didnt burn TNež, instead he became cultural ambassador aka he blew up so big, hes now Lithuianian Puff Daddy!!! Hes also Lithuanian MLK and Lithuanian Wesley Snipes and Lithuanian you name any black man because T-Než has somewthing all those young white lithuanian hip-hop wannabes, (they callz em “Litters”) dont got - hes got melanin and hes got Michael Jordan’s bootprints still on his back!!!!

I really should’ve just handed this shiznit over…

Welcome To Nesby World! [The Basketball Jones]
Something Smells At Basketball Jones And It Smells Like Pultitzer! [WizzNutzz]

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By J.E. Skeets at 8:06 pm on 10.20.2006 — Tags: Random, Wizards, Clippers, International

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  1. Jamie Mottram at 10:04 pm on 10.20.2006

    Before Agent Zero, T-Nes was my favorite Wizard of recent vintage.

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