T-Wolves Haikus For You!

Apropos of — I think? — nothing, TBJ reader Ben Mahler sends in this fascinating e-mail:

I wrote some haikus for you gents:

Winter in Minny.
Somewhere Spreewell is starving,
choking…back the tears

MadDog runs around,
excited puppy on crack.
big ass cheerleader.

An ancient riddle:
Which is worse? Hudson’s jump shot,
or his T-Hud “raps”?

I hope to God that they make their way back into the playoffs this year. Sigh.

Keep up the good work,
– B.

Now look, I cannot stress this enough, people: Please, please, PLEASE keep e-mailing us this type of goddamn genius! Seriously. I want to release a book one day, and I want none of the words in it to be my own. Thanks, Ben!

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By J.E. Skeets at 3:23 pm on 10.23.2006 — Tags: Misc., Wolves

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2 Responses to “T-Wolves Haikus For You!”

  1. Terbo at 6:11 pm on 10.23.2006

    Here’s one on the Wolves’ unkindest cut:

    Overtall sad man

    made blog of baller life

    is now unemployed

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