Kinda Ballin’: The AZ Rankings

When you’re on top of the rankings, you have nowhere to go but down. But when you’re at the bottom of the rankings, you just suck ass. Thus, by process of elimination, the middle of the rankings is the ideal place to be.

Every Tuesday This Thursday, the AZ Rankings lists the four two most ho-hum teams in the league. Why? Because mediocrity is deadly, people. Dead-ly. (And because I’m stupid busy at work…)

Last week it was NOOCH, Washington, Indiana, and Philly. This week…

15. Indiana Pacers: Ah, the grizzled vets of this pointlessness. For the third week in a row the Indiana Pacers make an appearance on the AZ Rankings. I told you they’d always be here. I do love the fact that they’re exactly .500 though; perfectly on “pace” for another 41-41 season of average-ness. (See what I did there?)

16. Washington Wizards: So yin-and-yang it’s scary: Damn near unstoppable at home; winless on the road. Perfect when Agent Zero drops 40+; ass-cakes when he struggles. Their #1 fan can drop $70 on a sick, customized hoodie; can’t afford a digital camera. Sigh.

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:11 pm on 11.23.2006 — Tags: Kinda Ballin': The AZ Rankings, Pacers, Wizards

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  1. Unsilent Majority at 12:18 pm on 11.24.2006

    I just bought a new plasma…I gotta save some money somehow. Bank on a win tomorrow night back home against the ex-bullets.

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