Romance on the Hardwood: Carmelo and Allen

playing: “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal

Carmelo: Shhhh, there there.
Allen: I missed you so much.
Carmelo: I know, I know.
Allen: It’s been tough, Carmelo.
Carmelo: OK…
Allen: I felt so… so…
Carmelo: Just let it out.
Allen: So cold.
Carmelo: It’s OK. Your Bunsen burner’s here.

[Awkward silence]

Allen: It’s so good to have you back.
Carmelo: It’s great to be back.
Allen: Did you miss me?
Carmelo: Yes.
Allen: Really?
Carmelo: Of course! C’mon, what type of question is that?
Allen: I don’t know. I’m fragile.
Carmelo: Well, I am.
Allen: OK, cool.

[Awkward silence]

Allen: I thought I was going to die.
Carmelo: Huh?
Allen: I thought I was going to die without you.
Carmelo: Please…
Allen: I did! Things were so dark, Carmelo.
Carmelo: OK, now you’re just being dramatic.
Allen: I am not. Kleiza’s horrible!
Carmelo: Calm down.
Allen: No! He is. And Camby! My God. Camby’s creepy lanky!
Carmelo: OK, easy…
Allen: I thought I was going to die.
Carmelo: Sure.

[Awkward silence]

Allen: *quietly sobbing*
Carmelo: Holy shit. Now what?
Allen: It’s– It’s– It’s–
Carmelo: Why are you crying?
Allen: It’s great to have you back.
Carmelo: You already said that.
Allen: I mean it, Carmelo. It really is.
Carmelo: Yeah yeah, awesome.

[Awkward silence]

Carmelo: Hey, whatta say we stop dancing for a sec? Grab a drink or something?
Allen: What? During Seal? No! I love Seal!
Carmelo: Shit, right, I forget. Sorry.
Allen: You know how much I love Seal, Carmelo. The way he’s overcome such adversity in his life. You know how I relate to that!
Carmelo: Yup.
Allen: He battled discoid lupus as a child, Carmelo! Discoid lupus!
Carmelo: Right, good.
Allen: Do you know what discoid lupus is, Carmelo?
Carmelo: Why must you keep saying my name? And yes, of course I do. I just forgot that–
Allen: Discoid lupus is a chronic autoimmune disease that debilitates the immune system, attacking the body’s cells an–
Carmelo: And tissues, resulting in inflammation and sometimes permanent skin damage. Yes, I know. His face is fucked.
Allen: For you to even suggest we stop dance–
Carmelo: We’re dancing, we’re dancing! Fuck. Just drop it.

[Awkward silence]

Allen: It’s really great to have you back.
Carmelo: I want to punch you.

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Romance on the Hardwood: The Series

Kobe & Pargo: “If You Don’t Know Me By Now”
Kobe & Pargo (Pt. 2): “Wonderful Tonight”
Gilbert & Deron: “Unchained Melody”
LeBron & Vince: “All My Life”
Kobe & Nash: “Everything I Do (I Do It For You)”
Jason & Anthony: “Put Your Head On My Shoulder”
Kobe & Andrew: “Wicked Game”

(Bonus: Romance on the Gridiron — Ben & Kurt: “Truly, Madly, Deeply” at KSK)

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By J.E. Skeets at 8:55 pm on 01.24.2007 — Tags: Romance on the Hardwood, Allen Iverson, Carmelo Anthony, Photo Fun

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6 Responses to “Romance on the Hardwood: Carmelo and Allen”

  1. Semprini at 9:41 pm on 01.24.2007

    You’ve still got it Skeets.

  2. The District Celtic at 1:44 am on 01.25.2007

    Hmm….wonder who gave you guys THAT idea.

  3. Alan at 2:17 am on 01.25.2007

    decent, but you’ve had better. you’re a little rusty i say

  4. Jamie Mottram at 6:49 am on 01.25.2007

    Camby IS creepy lanky! Well done, J.E. Skeets Skeets Skeets!

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  6. darren at 4:41 am on 01.26.2007

    CLASSIC!!

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