Embrace The Duds, Item 001: ‘Hey, Vince!’ Tee

Well, we italicized-hinted it was coming . . .
This super limited edition, official Jones tee is available in L and XL. Our url is printed on the back in black. Yeah, grassroots advertising– what what! Cost is $25 (CAD) each, which includes S&H within Canada and the US. Please send all paypal orders to jones@thebasketballjones.net. For everyone else in the world, just e-mail us, and we’ll get it figured out.
So there you go. Cop it, rock it, and let the world know that even Vince Carter’s wife doesn’t love him. And, as always, remember: it’s funny because it’s true!
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I believe you mean ‘duds’, young Skeets. As far as I know, ‘digs’ refers to one’s abode.
Nice shirt, though.
You should be a lawyer.
Fixed.
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I saw somebody wearing one of these at Union station on Saturday afternoon, but felt that giving a HEY LIKE ON THE INTERNET high-five may have been pushing it.
Jordan: I have a sneaking suspicion you saw Tas . . .
Skeets: Figured as much.
Now the question is, do I buy one and wear it to a game in Jersey when I’m in NYC this weekend? I probably wouldn’t run into too much trouble (seeing as I’d be one of three people in the stands), but still.
Jordan: THAT is a question!?!?
Hurry up and we’ll drop it in the mail tomorrow, champ.
And oh, please make sure to take a picture of you wearing it while riding an imaginary motorcycle.
[…] (Note: ‘Hey, Vince!’ tees are still available! Buy one today, and be the coolest kid in community college!) By J.E. Skeets at 7:37 am on 04.24.2007 — Tags: Podcasts […]
U haters dont know a thing about Vince except that he put your lousy team on the basketball map. We will punish u in the Playoffs in a 4 game sweep all in National Television. of course your team wouldnt know what playoffs or national tv means.cause u havent been in one for 5 years!!! U should thank Vinsanity that your team wasnt removed of the NBA.
Is this a normal t-shirt, or one of them fancy Urban Outfitter types?
I think I just lost a man card for that.
Halfrican, you metrosexual nature has been overlooked.
It’s just a regular shirt.
And, Angelo, maybe the Nets can sweep in 5?
joey graham is the new vince … he doesn’t try. Kind of fitting they’ve been matched up together dont ya think
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[…] (Oh, hell, I might as well throw this out there, too: the boys and I are going to be winning a 3-on-3 tournament in London, Ontario this weekend, so if you’re in the area, look for five white guys that may or may not be wearing the ‘Hey, Vince’ shirts, and say ‘hi.’ Or not. You’re call.) By J.E. Skeets at 12:11 pm on 06.22.2007 — Tags: Announcements […]
[…] February 13 — V-C SUCKS! V-C SUCKS! New Jersey @ Toronto, 7:00 p.m. ET This one’s self-explanatory, but yes I’ll be down at the ACC wearing this. Never forget, Toronto. Never. Forget. […]