LeBroNeo is ‘The One’ — Cavs in Seven!

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With apologies to Shoals & Co., check this copy and paste job that I grabbed from an anonymous commenter:

If the NBA gods want to make LeBron our new savior, wouldn’t he have to be down 3-0 first? We couldn’t really be headed for a Red Sox situation, could we?

To even suggest it is kind of stupid, isn’t it? And yet, I find myself drawn to the idea, “LeBron would HAVE to be down 3-0 for his first trip to the Finals.” It’s just how that story SHOULD be written, right?

I’m not a real Cavs fan; to be quite honest I’m a Southwest Division fan, but if LeBron is, “the ONE” doesn’t it NEED to be this way?

I mean, this is some real Neo/Matrix sh** right here…

Holy f-bomb! Anon. — um, Morpheus? — is right! Down 3-0 to the San Antonio Machines, television ratings at an all-time low, the NBA fan on the brink of extinction … this is EXACTLY how it’s supposed to be.

LeBron James is ‘The One.’ We’ve prophesied it for years. He WILL save us!

So go ahead and replicate yourself, Agent Bowen. It doesn’t matter. Cavaliers in seven, people! Whoa…

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Thanks to Photoshopguru Howie for the visual magic.

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By J.E. Skeets at 1:56 pm on 06.14.2007 — Tags: '07 Playoffs, LeBron James

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11 Responses to “LeBroNeo is ‘The One’ — Cavs in Seven!”

  1. Matt D at 3:09 pm on 06.14.2007

    Does that make Boobie, Trinity?

  2. J.E. Skeets at 3:16 pm on 06.14.2007

    Yes. Expect an awkward LBJ/Boobie sex scene later tonight.

  3. Howie at 3:20 pm on 06.14.2007

    If Boobs is Trinity then Mike Brown must be the Nebuchadnezzar.

    Note: That probably doesn’t make a dime of sense. I just wanted to use the word Nebuchadnezzar once in my life.

  4. Maxwell Demon at 5:08 pm on 06.14.2007

    Whoa. This finals actually reminded me more of the Matrix sequels than the original. The common thread being, sucking.

    Y’all got a shout-out (of sorts) from Cracked.com:

    “Lindsay Lohan became a ***buhgina***-flashing, coke-hoovering, Paris Hilton–befriending wreck who’d spread her shit for everyone from Girls Gone Wild mogul Joe Francis to Benicio Del Toro. At that point, you should really just go to the zoo and let a gorilla drill you in the ass and save time.”

  5. J.E. Skeets at 5:14 pm on 06.14.2007

    Buhgina with an ‘h’, eh?

    You’ve got some fucking explainin’ to do, Tas…

  6. becky at 5:59 pm on 06.14.2007

    and I have prophesied for hours- you’re going to feel awfully silly defending this in the morning.

  7. Some excellent stuff from out there in the Blogosphere… « With Malice… at 12:23 am on 06.15.2007

    […] Even if they ended up wrong, an interesting analogy on Lebron… [The Basketball Jones] […]

  8. Blake at 9:14 am on 06.15.2007

    only reason David Robinson was on stage is because he is a part owner of the franchise.
    Tas you are the man for having booked it in 4..

    I think repeat will happen next year…

  9. Moonshine Mike at 9:17 am on 06.15.2007

    so, your podcast is like short dudes. Did Skeets try to hump the sound board and pass out drunk…again?

    Canadians need to hold their alcohol a bit better.

  10. becky at 9:59 am on 06.15.2007

    I was going to complain that there was no TBJ this morning…but…well, I saw what you did over at DU!AN and it more than made up for it.

    well done, skeets. I hear PediaLyte is a great hangover cure.

  11. max at 12:39 pm on 06.18.2007

    If you allowed anon comments, I could post more ridiculous comments in YOUR blog.

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