Eazy-Yi Wants A Chinese Hottie, Milwaukee

Via the Racine Journal Times (scroll down), we finally learn the real reason Yi Jianlin doesn’t want to play in Milwaukee. Sex!

Said Ma Jian, a former Chinese basketball star: “Of course, definitely, CBA (Chinese Basketball Association) and Yi’s agents would prefer that he play in cities with large Chinese population. It will benefit both CBA and Yi; it will help promotion. And it will guarantee him better restaurants and perhaps better looking Chinese girlfriend.”

See . . . now this is a valid reason.

(Awkward hugs to Sports Frog and The Postmen, who, if they were hot Chinese Milwaukeeans, I would probably buy roses and/or scented candles for.)

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:23 pm on 08.03.2007 — Tags: Yi Jianlian, Bucks

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8 Responses to “Eazy-Yi Wants A Chinese Hottie, Milwaukee”

  1. JTExperience at 7:15 pm on 08.03.2007

    Whoo-WEE! Hel-lo Miss China.

  2. The Spin at 8:31 pm on 08.04.2007

    Respect!

  3. cougar at 1:23 pm on 08.05.2007

    Everyone involved in this mess (Milwaukee, Yi, China, et al) are going be really embarrassed when this guy proves to be next best Troy Murphy.

  4. nerditry at 5:57 pm on 08.05.2007

    I can’t wait for more Chinese players to come in so groupie hos can get into foot binding. I mean…nothing’s sexy like glued french manicure on a sweet potato looking foot.

  5. Ronnie Friday at 10:44 am on 08.06.2007

    As a Milwaukee resident I can say that every hot Asian chick I’ve seen in the area has been Hmong or Korean.

  6. Will at 3:18 pm on 08.06.2007

    Can we trademark the nickname Eazy-Yi? That’s the kind of nickname we need to get back to…not this first-letter-of-first-name, first-syllable-of-last-name crap.

  7. The Spin at 5:06 pm on 08.06.2007

    Yi is now probably jelous of Yao’s media attention due to him getting married. Think he’ll publicly ask for a trade, just to get his name at the top of the media charts?

    www.clutch3.com

  8. bambam at 9:25 pm on 08.10.2007

    baho’g nawong…..!!!!!!!!
    hehehehehheehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

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