You Didn’t Tell Me It Was ‘The Basketball Jones’ Day On ESPN!

1. Ahem. [The Sports Guy]
2. A few questions for Mr. Bryan Colangelo. [Daily Dime ‘07-08 Raptors Preview]

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By J.E. Skeets at 3:25 pm on 10.25.2007 — Tags: '07/08 Season Preview, Bryan Colangelo, Raptors

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4 Responses to “You Didn’t Tell Me It Was ‘The Basketball Jones’ Day On ESPN!”

  1. goathair at 4:05 pm on 10.25.2007

    Mr. Colangelo:
    When you touch gold does it turn to “super gold?”
    No, adamantium.

    Can I wear a small, light-colored, checkered shirt with a pinstriped suit?
    As long as the scale of the checks are smaller than the scale of the pinstripes.

    You ever fight a bear?
    Why do you think the Grizzlies left Canada?

    How much does Chuck Norris fear you?
    The same ratio as unicorns to leprechauns.

    Is it acceptable to tuck a button-down shirt into jeans?
    Yes. Particularly if you’re over the age of 35.

    Can I bottle your scent, call it “Important” and sell it to other GMs?
    Yes.

    Does walking on water bore you?
    In fact, it does.

    What do you think of these shoes?
    I’m impressed you got your hands on a pair of Tim Hardaway Air Bakins.

    Will you please adopt me?
    Stop asking me that.

  2. Tony at 11:40 pm on 10.25.2007

    Forgive me for being stupid, but why does Simmons have a big BJ banner but no link to the jones? Did I miss something?

    T.

  3. Tom at 1:37 am on 10.26.2007

    Um, that kinda sucked. Can you guys get Charles on the phone and show Simmons how to conduct a proper podcast interview?

  4. 10FootBongz at 11:43 am on 10.26.2007

    First Scoop and the Orange Roundie, now this? Say it ain’t so, ESPN, say it ain’t so.
    I guess it was a good idea that you guys copyrighted the word ‘The’, otherwise they would have completely robbed you. Remember, no matter what else happens, no matter what you have stolen, you will always have ‘The’.

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