30 Teams / 30 Hours: Dirk Versus Powerman And The Moneygoround, Part 1

You know, one can never have too many NBA season previews. (That’s a lie.) Which is why we present a new series to add to the list: The Basketball Jones’ 30 Teams in 30 Hours NBA Season Preview. Yup. It is what it is.

1:00a / Dallas Mavericks: I know Dirk was off chasing kangaroos and koala bears this past off-season, but that doesn’t stop me from pretending that Avery and the Mavs were off on a train voyage across India drinking cough syrup, trying to “find themselves.” Imagine the Mavs had somehow lost to a ninth-seed in last year’s playoffs? Eek. I’d pay good money to see if Jake Plummer could beat Dirk in a game of handball. Remember when Calvin Booth used to tip in series game winners for this team? Josh Howard might be better than Calvin Booth. If the Mavs go 82-0 in the regular season, does anybody care? And if Jer-Bear beats the living shit out of Kendal Gill in a forest, does Kendall’s dead carcass hitting the ground make a sound? Devin Harris will probably win that dumb PG-skills competition during the All-Star break.

Skeets says: 1st in the Southwest, 2nd seed
Tas says: 2nd in the Southwest, 3rd seed

(Don’t forget to check out Monday’s NBA season predictions podcast, OK?)

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By J.E. Skeets at 1:00 am on 10.30.2007 — Tags: '07/08 Season Preview, Mavericks

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