30 Teams / 30 Hours: Hollywood Kobe

You know, one can never have too many NBA season previews. (That’s a lie.) Which is why we present a new series to add to the list: The Basketball Jones’ 30 Teams in 30 Hours NBA Season Preview. Yup. It is what it is.

3:00a / Los Angeles Lakers: Kobe Bryant, everyday in Lakers practice: “Well, ya know something Mean Kupchak… I train, I say my prayers, I eat my vitamins, brother! And this *points to his hand* this is where the power lies, brother! God created the Heavens, he created the Earth! He created Kobe! And then, and only then, he created a basketball, brother! So listen, duuuuude! If it wasn’t for Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson would still be selling meat from a truck in Montana. So what’cha gonna do, brother? What’cha gonna do? What’cha gonna do when the K-O-B-E runs wild on you?” (Answer: trade him.)

Skeets says: 3rd in the Pacific
Tas says: 3rd in the Pacific

(Don’t forget to check out Monday’s NBA season predictions podcast, brother!)

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By J.E. Skeets at 3:00 am on 10.30.2007 — Tags: '07/08 Season Preview, Lakers

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One Response to “30 Teams / 30 Hours: Hollywood Kobe”

  1. NDEddieMac at 10:51 am on 10.30.2007

    Kobe is Hulk Hogan? Does that make Shaq the Ultimate Warrior?

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