30 Teams / 30 Hours: Tall, Tall Mountain

You know, one can never have too many NBA season previews. (That’s a lie.) Which is why we present a new series to add to the list: The Basketball Jones’ 30 Teams in 30 Hours NBA Season Preview. Yup. It is what it is.

6:00a / Utah Jazz: Yup, it was a good run for the Jazz. Much like myself and these previews, the squad’s fading fast. No, it didn’t last long for Utah, but that’s all you’re getting from these characters. Internal problems started in last year’s postseason and don’t appear to be getting any better. Carlos Boozer is an angry man, he doesn’t like anyone (see: furrowed brow). Andrei Kirilenko continues to piss people off. No one’s ever liked him, or his floozy wife for that matter (and, no, I’m not mad I don’t have a free sex pass). Mehmet Okur has dancer’s toe. I mean, no one’s ever come back from dancer’s toe, probably ’cause no one’s ever had dancer’s toe.

Tas says: 2nd in the Northwest, 6th seed
Skeets says: 2nd in the Northwest, 6th seed

(Don’t forget to check out Monday’s NBA season predictions podcast.)

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By Tas Melas at 6:00 am on 10.30.2007 — Tags: '07/08 Season Preview, Jazz

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