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San Antonio [-10] over MINNESOTA
[Current Record: 16-13-1 (55%) | Streak: 2 Losses | Mood: Blue | Food: Blueberry Pie]
Comments (2)Ep. 216: Car Wreck!

The Basketball Jones — The Fix — Episode 216 (.mp3)
On today’s show, Tas and I can’t look away from the car wreck that is this New York Knicks basketball team. We discuss, among other things: how one even addresses a forty-five-point loss, on national television no less; whether Isiah can miraculously survive the weekend; and if anything on this squad is even worth salvaging.
We also weigh in on the Nuggets’ offensive defense, Whoa Boy it up, hand out some prizes, and dust off an old Jones classic — the Wanker of the Week. Do enjoy.
Today’s overall rating: 3 All-Star Shimmies!



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Comments (7)Oh, The Humanity!

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Denver [+5] over LA LAKERS
[Current Record: 16-12-1 (57%) | Streak: 1 Loss | Mood: Dry | Food: Classic Reuben]
Comments (4)Ep. 215: Suits, Stars And Showin’ Love
The Basketball Jones — The Fix — Episode 215 (.mp3)
On today’s show, Tas and I — and JD (!) — relive last night’s Grizzlies-Raptors game from just fifteen rows back; list a few of our early season MVP candidates; show some sweet, sweet love to the Utah Jazz; and much, much more…
We also address my Rondo comments from yesterday’s show, Whoa Boy it up, and get bit in the ass by the Phoenix Suns.
Today’s overall rating: 4 All-Star Shimmies!




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PHOENIX [-5] over Houston
Look back to Monday night against the Warriors: Amare sat early thanks to foul trouble, while Nash and Marion played like complete garbage. Expect these three to bounce back. That, and the Suns have outscored their opponents by an average of 13 points at home. We like! Good luck.
[Current Record: 16-11-1 (59%) | Streak: 3 Wins | Mood: Translatable | Food: $9 Stadium Hotdogs]
Comments (6)Ep. 214: Everyday They Jostlin’

The Basketball Jones — The Fix — Episode 214 (.mp3)
On today’s show, Tas and I survey last night’s Celtics-Cavaliers overtime game. We discuss: Cleveland’s championship aspirations, Boston’s quirky supporting cast, Doc and Grimace’s questionable fourth quarter coaching, and much, much more…
We also “show love” to the Knicks, hear your thoughts on Garbo, Whoa King it up, and near the .600 mark.
Today’s overall rating: 4 All-Star Shimmies!




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CHICAGO [-5] over Atlanta
Do you still believe?
[Current Record: 15-11-1 (58%) | Streak: 2 Wins | Mood: Vitamin Strong | Food: Tomato Juice]
Comments (4)Ep. 213: Live Man’s Chest

The Basketball Jones — The Fix — Episode 213 (.mp3)
On today’s show, Tas and I dive into last night’s entertaining Suns-Warriors game. We discuss, among other things, the numerous one-on-one mismatches the Dubs threw at Nash, how vital Captain Jack is to Golden State’s success, and what caused the Suns offense to look so out of sync.
We also talk Garbo, release our Power Rankings, Whoa Boy it up, and start a new winning streak. Do enjoy.
Today’s overall rating: 5 All-Star Shimmies! Wow!





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Houston [-6.5] over LA CLIPPERS
The Clips are hurtin’. Elton Brand, Corey Maggette, Shaun Livingston and Brevin Knight are all out of action. Cuttino Mobley is also playing through a hamstring injury. Hell, Melas is expected to see Clipper minutes tonight. Houston by 15. Good luck.
[Current Record: 14-11-1 (56%) | Streak: 1 Win | Mood: Still Argentinian | Food: Bacon & Pancakes]
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