BDL Bedlam Brackets, Update


Day four of the completely pointless, albeit oddly entertaining, BDL Bedlam Tournament is in the books. We’ve still got eight first round match-ups to roll out, but in the meantime three regions are up and waiting for you. Voting will remain open until Sunday.

Lord Baron Region

No. 4 Shaquille O’Neal vs. No. 13 Bruce Bowen’s defense
No. 5 Ronny Turiaf’s dancing vs. No. 12 Lamar Odom’s clothing line
No. 1 Baron Davis’ beard vs. No. 16 Sean Williams’ headband
No. 8 Steve Nash in transition vs. No. 9 Manu’s pump fake
No. 6 Josh Smith stat line vs. No. 11 Amare
No. 3 Ernie, Charles & Kenny vs. No. 14 St. Patty Day jerseys
No. 7 Kevin Garnett’s intensity vs. No. 10 Stephen Jackson’s tattoo
No. 2 Isiah Thomas vs. No. 15 Squatch

*****

West Region

No. 4 Draft day suits vs. No. 13 ‘Where Amazing Happens’
No. 5 David Stern vs. No. 12 ‘Tommy Points’
No. 1 West playoff race vs. No. 16 Walter Herrmann’s hands
No. 8 Heat dance team vs. No. 9 Kings’ dance team (Currently: 56%–44%)
No. 6 Chris Bosh on YouTube vs. No. 11 Ron Artest
No. 3 Mark Cuban vs. No. 14 Phil Jackson’s throne
No. 7 Eddy Curry line vs. No. 10 Zach Randolph, PG
No. 2 Hubie Brown vs. No. 15 Craig Sager (Currently: 56%–44%)

*****

Kobe Region

No. 4 Stan Van Gundy vs. No. 13 Andrei Kirilenko’s once-a-year deal
No. 5 Tim Duncan’s bank shot vs. No. 12 Jeff Van Gundy (Currently: 45%–55%)
No. 1 Kobe Bryant vs. No. 16 ‘NBA super fan’ Drew
No. 8 Pistons’ Zoo Crew vs. No. 9 Gilbert Arenas’ blog
No. 6 Mutombo’s finger wag vs. No. 11 Dirk’s fadeaway jumper
No. 3 Greg Oden’s GO-hawk vs. No. 14 Big Ben’s headband
No. 7 Dwight’s Superman vs. No. 10 Gerald Green’s cupcake (Currently: 52%–48%)
No. 2 Rockets’ 22-game winning streak vs. No. 15 Lakers’ ‘Lights Out’

Go, vote, don’t die.

By J.E. Skeets at 6:18 pm on 03.27.2008 — Tags: Ball Don't Lie

Comments

3 Responses to “BDL Bedlam Brackets, Update”

  1. Charles at 7:49 pm on 03.27.2008

    How the hell is Ronny Turiaf’s dancing not a 1 seed

  2. J.E. Skeets at 7:51 pm on 03.27.2008

    Psst. It’s not real.

  3. Bilal at 11:26 pm on 03.27.2008

    I think Turiaf could be a sleeper to go all the way. I think people just get an amazing kick from his clips.

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