The People’s Playoff Book It: Sam Cassell’s Giant Testicles – Day 1
Playoff time! The Basketball Jones is giving away a pair of Adidas basketball shoes to the person who can put together the longest streak of picks during the postseason. If you’d like to give it a shot, email us. Once a wrong pick is made, we’ll email the next contestant. Sports Tsar is tops with 3 - next victim, Sam Cassell’s Giant Testicles:
BOSTON [-9.5] over Cleveland (home team in CAPS)
Rest schmest. The slightly embarrassed Celts have something to prove and there’s no one on Cleveland’s front line that can deal with KG. I think Boston will remind us why they’ve been the best all year. LeBron is always scary and has momentum on his side, but here’s hoping he’ll get his and no one else will. Also, Sam Cassell has huge nuts.
[Sam Cassell’s Giant Testicles’s Streak: 0 | Longest Streak: 3 (Sport Tsar) | Mood: Let’s do this like Buddhists | Food: Pretzels from the bug control conference]
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It would have been ballsy for Sam Cassell’s Giant Testicles to bet against the Celtics.
Man, you guys love hating on the Cavs. How many playoff series in a row have you picked against them now?
That’s not “our” pick, RB.
But you’re right: I haven’t picked the Cavs to win a series since Brad Daugherty had his own signature slam in a video game.
I’d take the Cavs on this one.
9.5 pts is too much
Terrible news guys. Chuck Swirsky is leaving Toronto for the Bulls. Rapstors ball on TV will never be the same.
*moment of silence*
Wow, Lebron almost pulled off a quadruple-double. 12, 9, 9, and 10 TOs. Kept it close though.