Brian Scalabrine – ‘Scal Says’ (LeBron James Diss Track) – .mp3


Download: Brian Scalabrine — ‘Scal Says’ (LeBron James Diss Track) (.mp3)

… now w/ limited edition TBJ stinger!

Update: Scalabrine doesn’t approve of this, but here’s the CLEAN version. (.mp3)

PG-13 lyrics, after the jump …

Fuck LeBron up!
Go ahead and fuck LeBron up!
Throw your bows up in his face (Why! Why! Why! Why!)
Celtics in the house hurtin’ fuckin’ cry babies
LeBron, suck on your Boobie (Giiiiiiiibson)
Yeah I said it — suck on your Boobie
Boston will end shit that the Wiz done started
Add Jay-Z and LeBron to the dearly departed

Y’all know the name
Brian-Scal-a-breen-ee, ain’t a damn thang changed
You think ya sliced bread, but your shit be overrated
I’m a hit ya so you hard, Mom will feel it inebriated
I’ll elevate the pain, with a long-term goal
Use five fouls on ya face, and one on your soul
You make millions throwin’ dust, I ride stationary bikes
But when I’m in Long Beach, then my shit be tight
And when I’m on the court, one-point-eight points, son
Extrapolate over forty and who da real Chosen One?
So get nervous LeBron, cuz we bringin’ da harm
While you chewin’ on your fingers, I’m bitin’ off your arm

Fuck LeBron up!
Go ahead and fuck LeBron up!
Throw your bows up in his face (Why! Why! Why! Why!)
Celtics in the house hurtin’ fuckin’ cry babies
LeBron, suck on your Boobie (Giiiiiiiibson)
Fuck I said it — suck on your Boobie
Boston will end shit that the Wiz done started
Add Jay-Z and LeBron to the dearly departed

(Yo, where you at Queen?) Wes, let me see him
Notorious for cryin’ from a love tap to the chin
Veal took over the beef, put him in a mausoleum
And the pain won’t stop comin’ til after eleven PM
Bark the KG, pierce like Paul
Kick you in the back, stick you for your ESPY award
In front of Beyonce, Jay, your 1st and 2nd born
Make your coach get on the horn call Commissioner David Stern
So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
He forgot what playoff basketball is
And playoff ball is you about to Witness-es-es
Your face meetin’ my elbow or my fist-es-es
Wicked good hits, that’s what Beantown say
You holdin’ up the series, now get outta the way

Fuck LeBron up!
Go ahead and fuck LeBron up!
Throw your bows up in his face (Why! Why! Why! Why!)
Celtics in the house hurtin’ fuckin’ cry babies
LeBron, suck on your Boobie (Giiiiiiiibson)
I said — suck on your Boobie
Boston will end shit that the Wiz done started
Add Jay-Z and LeBron to the dearly departed

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:28 pm on 05.09.2008 — Tags: Music

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20 Responses to “Brian Scalabrine – ‘Scal Says’ (LeBron James Diss Track) – .mp3”

  1. Ryne Nelson at 2:50 pm on 05.09.2008

    Thanks Jones! The lyrics are a great bonus!

  2. Tas Melas at 3:11 pm on 05.09.2008

    Skeeters, take a bow.

  3. Keenan at 3:12 pm on 05.09.2008

    Skeets and Tas…the new Organized Rhyme?

  4. MattO at 3:30 pm on 05.09.2008

    Fools! Now because of your insults you’ll have to sell your podcast to the people of Cleveland for 23 cents.

  5. Spectacular Sam at 3:36 pm on 05.09.2008

    Fantastic.

  6. Bilal at 3:52 pm on 05.09.2008

    I thought Tas, er, Scot Pollard didn’t cuss! This has got to go down in TBJ annals.

  7. settons at 4:01 pm on 05.09.2008

    Is this the new theme-song for the symphony gang of yours Skeets?

    Great work boyz

  8. ray at 5:04 pm on 05.09.2008

    white boy rap about a white boy. how appropriate.

  9. Matt W. at 5:34 pm on 05.09.2008

    That was pure gold. Thank you.

  10. Tony at 6:38 pm on 05.09.2008

    I lol’d.

    Excellent cast today. Excellent.

  11. Plastic Pete at 7:54 pm on 05.09.2008

    damn. if ‘Scal wants to do a whole album, let me know. i’ll sample up lebron interviews, old USC footage, etc…

  12. i hate andrew bogut even though i'm australian and have the same first name at 10:51 pm on 05.09.2008

    sweet mother of god.

    i think i got a couple of funny looks at the gym this morning when that track dropped over my headphones.

    gold jerry, gold.

  13. serhat at 7:39 am on 05.10.2008

    lebron is officially fucked up now

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  17. Devine at 5:22 pm on 05.10.2008

    I’m just so fucking proud of you guys. “Fistasisis” damn near made me cry. Kudos.

  18. docksquad at 6:09 pm on 05.10.2008

    Thanks for putting this up, it’s freaking hilarious how he rides on himself and the Cavs at the same time. Hopefully he didn’t awake a sleeping Giant, because if they lose this city, he might need to get his as$ outta Beantown quickly.

  19. Fedor Emelianenko at 4:15 pm on 05.11.2008

    Justin?

    Justin Everest???

    A skinny dude named Justin Everest???

    Man, you must have gotten some beatings in school.

    Have you sued your parents?

  20. Darth Celtic at 10:37 pm on 05.11.2008

    And anyone want to try to FUCK with me? Come to realgm Motherfucker

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