Kevin Garnett’s Kicks At Greatness

These are KG’s NBA Finals shoe. No, you can’t afford them, although, they are pretty sweet. If I bled green, I could, just maybe, go loony for 5 minutes and order me a set of these thousand dollar shoes ($1017.00). Yes, you saw that right. The 17 extra smacks represent Boston’s push for Championship #17. Despite the price, you know there are some “out-there” Celtic fans who are beyond geeked for these Finals. There will only be 8 of these produced for each game. Some rare touches in these Adidas: the KG profile, the Larry O’Brien, the embroidered game number.
Now, how long has KG been practicing in these bad boys? Are they the exact same mold as his regular Adidas kicks? Will they affect his play? This is what the hardcores want to know.
Comments (2)Embrace The Duds, Item 002: The Basketball Jones Tee

Well, it took us over two damn years to make, but gosh, golly, we finally have a Jones t-shirt! Embrace it!
Shirts are printed on top quality unisex American Apparel cotton — see: sizing chart — and are available to order for $25 CDN, which includes shipping costs in Canada and the continental United States. For all other orders — we see you Australia! — please add $5 for boats and carrier pigeons and shit.
Click the PayPal button below and let us know your size — XS, S, M, L, or XL — when completing the order.
And yes, our URL is on the back. Any other questions? Hit us up at: jones[at]thebasketballjones.net.
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Comments (23)Embrace The Duds, Item 001: ‘Hey, Vince!’ Tee

Well, we italicized-hinted it was coming . . .
This super limited edition, official Jones tee is available in L and XL. Our url is printed on the back in black. Yeah, grassroots advertising– what what! Cost is $25 (CAD) each, which includes S&H within Canada and the US. Please send all paypal orders to jones@thebasketballjones.net. For everyone else in the world, just e-mail us, and we’ll get it figured out.
So there you go. Cop it, rock it, and let the world know that even Vince Carter’s wife doesn’t love him. And, as always, remember: it’s funny because it’s true!
Comments (18)Introducing The Amazing Penis Basketball Chair …

3pts. Basketball Chair [designboom]
Comments (15)My 10-Minute Halloween Costume…

I told you I’d rock it.
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Comments (8)Who Wants Larry O’Brien?

Current bid: US $78.00
End time: 20 hours 58 mins (Jun-15-06 17:29:48 PDT)
Shipping costs: US $8.00 US Postal Service Priority Mail®
Ships to: United States
Item location: New York, New York, United States
Highest bidder: theglove (0)
History: 11 bids:
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2006 NBA FINALS Championship Trophy — Mint With Box! [eBay]
(UPDATE: Under 6-hours left and it’s still only at $78.00. I’m seriously considering getting this now. I mean imagine awarding this to next year’s Fantasy League champ? I’m surprised Simmons hasn’t placed a bid yet…)
Comments (3)“No. Like, REALLY Follow-Thru…”

Note: Hummer H2 and floating basketball not included.
Portable B Ball [Uncrate]
Comments (2)“Umm … I Ok’d That?”

Did Steve Nash deserve to win a second straight MVP?
It’s a question that’s been debated in excruciating detail over the past few weeks:
No, Kobe carried a team of misfits to the playoffs … Yes, but Nash actually bettered his MVP stats from last year … Woah, LeBron put up Oscar-like numbers and 50 wins … So, Nash made everyone around him better … Hey, what about Chauncey? Best team in the L … Whatever, Dirk’s the real champ … Let’s not sleep on Timmy Duncan either … Oh, just fuck off with that last one …
Yeah, everyone you asked had a different opinion. And well, oddly enough, 9 times out of 10 they could usually back up their choice with some sort of valid support. No one was right, no one was wrong; it just came down to how you defined most valuable in Most Valuable Player.
Well, thanks to the NBA and Reebok, here’s one thing I think we can finally all agree on:
This Steve Nash MVP Shirt is fucking atrocious. Shit, this one too.
I mean, wow, talk about killer-cool graphics man! Seriously, what the hell are those? Why do they always make these shirts so “busy” lookin’? And better yet, why does this make Skeets me so mad? I have no idea.
Oh well, here’s some sweet t’s that deserve your g’s…
Free Darko | You’re With Me, Leather | I Shot Mamba
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