Got Tickets? Take Me As A Date 2 The NBA All-Star Game

I am a fun, funny, hot guy looking for a date to the NBA All-Star Weekend. I’m a HUGE basketball fan who grew up in Canada, right where the sport of basketball was invented! I’ve already got my Segway charged and ready to roll to Las Vegas, I just need tickets to the All-Star game and all the festivities!!!!!

You won’t find a more fun companion for the game and parties anywhere!! I LOVE basketball, LOVE gambling, can drink with the best grade school kids around, and let’s be honest, I’m fucking hot, dude. So come on, bring someone who will REALLY appreciate it! I’ve been waiting 26 years for the All-Star game to be in Vegas, now I just need to get to there!!! : )

Note: I am NOT an escort. This is a good ol’ fashioned date. I will however buck tradition and, as the guy, give you one quick reach around.

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:56 pm on 01.29.2007 — Tags: I Look Like Jiri Welsch, Random, Announcements, All-Star

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