Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while mastering the Air Cock Thrust:
- New Jersey 112, Phoenix 72:
Nash goes scoreless (0-of-5); ties Canadian record.
- Utah 104, New Orleans/OKC 80:
Arvydas Macijauskas. (Sorry, I just wanted to type that.)
- Washington 116, Golden State 98:
Revenge is sweet: Gil the Snub drops 40 on his old club.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while breakdancing with your fingers:
- LA Clippers 116, Washington 101:
Firing blanks: Wizards 0-5 when wearing throwback Bullet uni’s.
- Phoenix 107, Denver 96:
Check for skid marks: Jones’ are on a bad, bad streak.
- Sacramento 91, Utah 89:
Kirilenko gets a triple-double … with freakin’ 10 blocks!
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while you were being arrested for being drunk in a bar:
- Detroit 75, Indiana 72:
The trial for the beer thrower at the brawl started yesterday. He should have to teach Big Ben how to make a free throw. 1 for 8 in the 4th Quarter? Come on!
- Toronto 97, Minnesota 77:
I don’t care who you are ‘Big Ticket’! You can’t step to me, Mr. Pape Sow!
- Cleveland 94, Boston 82:
Look out basketball brethren. LeBig shot maker is learning how to close out games.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while buying wine behind the conspicuous curtain:
- Detroit 82, Miami 73:
Carrier pigeon helps send Heat a message.
- Cleveland 120, Charlotte 118 (OT):
LeBron stops chewing on his hand long enough to hit game winner.
- Philadelphia 115, Atlanta 106:
If only they played with horseshoes or hand grenades. Jones’ lose another by 1.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while using bull gentials to find your stolen luxury car:
- Toronto 114, New York 109:
What’s that saying, a picture is worth a thousand words? Sounds about right.
- Dallas 88, Houston 72:
Um, this picture also might be worth a thousand words, but I have no idea what any of them are.
- Memphis 105, Indiana 75:
POW Guh-SAHL. ‘Nuff said.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while listening to Le Show:
- LA Lakers 105, Boston 97:
Kobe says, “I’m afraid I’d like to win this game kind sirs.”
- Detroit 91, Atlanta 84:
Fonz-Sheed puts up 26, 8 and 4. Aaaay!
- LA Clippers 99, Houston 91:
You need more than Yao, ya know. (Repeat 5x)
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while trying hard to hold one in:
- New Jersey 100, Dallas 89:
“I got 99 problems but the Mavs ain’t one. Hit me.”
- Atlanta 108, Orlando 107 (OT):
Say it with me now … ZAZA!
- Memphis 90, Utah 84:
Is this Grizzlies team any good? Seriously, I can’t decide. Would someone please let me know? Thanks.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while you were getting that picture of your ferrets just right:
- San Antonio 92, Houston 77:
Dressed to impress and back atop the West.
- Detroit 108, Charlotte 103:
On today’s menu is a Primoz Brezec soup served with wild rice.
- Miami 85, Chicago 84:
The original employee number 8 adds some bench pop.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while you were bonspiel-ing with celebrities:
- Indiana 98, Sacramento 93:
‘Who cares if I blew the game? You see that number on my back? You see how many points we scored? It’s a sign baby’.
- New York 105, Detroit 103:
Coach Brown sent Starbury a bouqet of four leaf clovers before the game.
- Memphis 116, Denver 102:
A likely first round matchup.
Last Night in the ‘L’ …
What you missed while injectin’ the insulin and strokin’ the ’stache:
- Miami 107, Boston 104:
The Heat are such a cock-tease; rally back from 25 down.
- Seattle 102, Philadelphia 98:
A Sasquatch attacked Sonics C, Johan Petro. Seriously.
- Golden State 105, Minnesota 97:
Dunleavy Jr. (not to be confused with Dunleavy Jr. Jr.) scores 24; Wolves lose again.
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