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By J.E. Skeets at 1:28 pm on 11.08.2006 — Tags: Reggie Evans, Steve Francis, Gear, Misc.

A Heroic Way To Hold Your Balls …

… Finally! (Seriously. What the eff took so long, eh?)

Ladies and gentlemen, the Atlas Statue Ball Holder:

A solid resin statue finished in gold or silver. In this timeless pose that symbolizes strength, the Atlas statue ball holder proudly holds up your collectible or autographed ball for a dramatic visual effect. Don’t let your valuable ball just roll around. Show it off with style! Unlike boring plexiglass cubes, the Atlas statue ball holder displays your ball in the open, so it invites you to pick up, handle, and admire your special ball every now and then. All while you contemplate your inner hero.

Ha! As I contemplate my inner hero? Um… no. Try, as I contemplate how many of these things Reggie Evans already bought:

“Um, yeah… this my Most Outstanding Player from the Big Ten tournament… and this right here is my gold medal from the FIBA Young Men tourney… and oh, hahaha… yeah, those are Chris Kaman’s testicles.”

And one other thing: They conveniently “forget” to tell you this, but you should never — under any circumstance whatsoever — use the Atlas Statue Ball Holder to hold your Big Balls and/or Heavy Balls. We clear?

Atlas Statue Ball Holder [JumpUSA.com]

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By J.E. Skeets at 11:26 am on 11.02.2006 — Tags: Reggie Evans, Awesomeness, Misc.

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