Eazy-Yi Wants A Chinese Hottie, Milwaukee

Via the Racine Journal Times (scroll down), we finally learn the real reason Yi Jianlin doesn’t want to play in Milwaukee. Sex!

Said Ma Jian, a former Chinese basketball star: “Of course, definitely, CBA (Chinese Basketball Association) and Yi’s agents would prefer that he play in cities with large Chinese population. It will benefit both CBA and Yi; it will help promotion. And it will guarantee him better restaurants and perhaps better looking Chinese girlfriend.”

See . . . now this is a valid reason.

(Awkward hugs to Sports Frog and The Postmen, who, if they were hot Chinese Milwaukeeans, I would probably buy roses and/or scented candles for.)

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By J.E. Skeets at 2:23 pm on 08.03.2007 — Tags: Yi Jianlian, Bucks

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